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I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreenI know it\u2019s wrong all day long in a coma
\nWatching Troma, eating powdered donuts
\nGot a Big Gulp, always sipping soda
\nCan\u2019t get up even though I am a grownup<\/p>\n

I like to read, smoke weed, [throw speed grenades]
\nGot the cul-de-sac crack, got sticky for days
\nGot a kid from mississip talking shit in my ear
\nI\u2019d ask everybody over but that would be weird<\/p>\n

I like HBO shows Deadwood and The Wire
\nGot all the bounty hunters from [coda-buh-ki]
\nI got the Lego AT-ATs, Legos really like dust
\nAll I ask is you don\u2019t touch my series of busts<\/p>\n

But still my exposition is in frankly mint condition
\nWhen I get itching, practice being a magician
\nWhen I get tore up, but someone\u2019s throw up in the kitchen
\nIt\u2019s a kitchenette, you can bet that it\u2019s bitching<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreen<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreen<\/p>\n

I start smelling when I\u2019m dwelling in my nerd cave
\nGotta bake because I can not get a first date
\nSpank bank [an eternal case of] worst case
\nI\u2019m a side boob dude watch me burst paste<\/p>\n

I know it\u2019s bad having a pad as a bachelor
\nI know it\u2019s weak having to speak dealer passwords
\nBagel bites is my vice also fast food
\nI don\u2019t get at you because I\u2019m in a bad mood<\/p>\n

Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due
\nGot a stack of back issues in the bathroom
\nGot a lack of motivation and a vacuum
\nNo regrets, just sweats and my tattoos<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreen<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreen<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreen<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t shave when I\u2019m chilling in my nerd cave
\nGet baked like everyday my birthday
\nAnti-social with anxiety and acne
\nSo I settle for surround and a flatscreen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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