{"id":132,"date":"2011-10-25T11:53:15","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T16:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffangelini.com\/mcchris_site\/?page_id=132"},"modified":"2012-10-25T18:40:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T18:40:07","slug":"on-the-road","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/jeffangelini.com\/mcchris_site\/lyrics\/race-wars\/on-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"On The Road Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We\u2019re on the road
\nOff to another show
\nWe gotta go
\nI\u2019ll call you later broEvery year
\nFor about 5 months
\nTo be very clear
\nI go out and find funds<\/p>\n

Time to collect from the many
\nThat are particular with their pennies
\nThey won\u2019t spend a cent
\nUnless there\u2019s perks and the [bennies]<\/p>\n

So I travel in a van
\nThat was down by the river
\nGo out into the land
\nUnderstand I am a giver<\/p>\n

Got my quiver full of raps
\nAnd I\u2019m ready to attack
\nBrought along some books
\nIn case I don\u2019t want to nap<\/p>\n

We stay at Super 8\u2019s
\nDine at Waffle after hours
\nI like \u2018em smothered
\nFingers covered in biscuit powder<\/p>\n

Seldom shower
\nScare the hoes right out the lot
\nAll I need is an apple
\nLittle bit of pot, what you got<\/p>\n

My roadie\u2019s got a room
\nFalls asleep to slasher flicks
\nHe likes Jason over Freddy
\nIf he ever had to pick<\/p>\n

We rent a Dodge caravan
\nIt got stow \u2018n\u2019 go seating
\nThe road may sound redundant
\nBut it does bear repeating<\/p>\n

We\u2019re on the road
\nOff to another show
\nWe gotta go
\nI\u2019ll call you later bro<\/p>\n

I brought house music
\nI hate disc jocks
\nI like cracker barrel
\nI like the gift shop<\/p>\n

I like their pork chops
\nI like the peg game
\nI like old people
\nThey all got leg pain<\/p>\n

I like rest stops
\nThat\u2019s where dogs shit
\nI hide behind a tree
\nAnd take a bong hit<\/p>\n

I like cool ranch
\nBut I\u2019ll take nacho cheese
\nOh no, it starts to rain
\nPass me my poncho please<\/p>\n

Time to mic check
\nFind the ladies room
\nIt\u2019s always clean and empty
\nTime to drop a deuce<\/p>\n

You never read the news
\nYou grow apathetic
\nMic check gives you a headache
\nLike when you play kinetic<\/p>\n

No ones heard of me
\nWish I could mercury like T2
\nKids say wish I could be you
\nI suddenly don\u2019t feel so see through<\/p>\n

Feeling artsy and []
\n[]
\nDid I say kinetic
\nI meant Wii you play Nintendo<\/p>\n

We\u2019re on the road
\nOff to another show
\nWe gotta go
\nI\u2019ll call you later bro<\/p>\n

Every year
\nFor no foreseeable end
\nTo be very clear
\nI go out and find friends<\/p>\n

They\u2019re everywhere
\nIt makes one\u2019s mind bend
\nWhen I was young
\nI was the one no one would defend<\/p>\n

But now kids
\nWell they get into line
\nI\u2019ve been to far away locales
\nKids still get into line<\/p>\n

They\u2019re getting younger every summer
\nGetting older than wine
\nNow I\u2019m advising and reminding them
\nTo open their minds<\/p>\n

But up on stage
\nVeins pop out of my face
\nSweat pours out my pores
\nLike this war\u2019s a race<\/p>\n

I say put your hands up
\nNo pup is out of place
\nThen we do rap hands
\nWhile I shout \u2018bout outer space<\/p>\n

Meet and greet is super sweet
\nLasts as long as the shows
\nNo cuts, I\u2019ll bust yo coconuts
\nBack of the line you must go<\/p>\n

I\u2019m disarming and I\u2019m charming
\nAnd my sharpie is spent
\nI\u2019m hugging then I duck into the van
\nThen we jet<\/p>\n

We\u2019re on the road
\nOff to another show
\nWe gotta go
\nI\u2019ll call you later bro<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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