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(Edit the lyrics here<\/a>)Where is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40<\/p>\n

Where is my 40
\nWhere are the people
\nEager to leave
\nAnd commit acts of evil<\/p>\n

Stuck at my job
\nI hear there\u2019s a rager
\nCell phone’s exploding
\nAnd c4 in my pager<\/p>\n

I hear they be ladies
\nWearing tight clothing
\nHopefully somebody
\nThere will be holding<\/p>\n

Late to the date
\nThat’s great and I’m golden
\nCan’t wait to escape
\nAnd be done with these doldrums<\/p>\n

Can’t wait to be wasted
\nAnd plastered and puking
\nCan’t wait to debate
\nWhich country\u2019s need nuking<\/p>\n

Can’t wait to have vomit
\nAnd blood on my breath
\nCan’t wait to digest
\nIf there’s anything left<\/p>\n

Must [] on my door
\nAnd take out the trash
\nDo all my chores
\nImpossibly fast<\/p>\n

[Be…in the bash]
\nPop open a colt
\nFive extra ounces
\nOf glorious gold<\/p>\n

Where is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40<\/p>\n

The dude at the deli
\nIs smelly and smarmy
\nSells me a 40
\nI\u2019m horny for party<\/p>\n

I buy party mix
\nThe kind that’s generic
\nI also buy condoms
\nThem ones that embarrass<\/p>\n

Alcoholism
\nHas millions of perks
\nTraditional trove
\nOf bubbles and burps<\/p>\n

My Irish ancestry
\nHas left me with lager
\nI guess I’m a jigger
\nInstead of a jogger<\/p>\n

The caterwaul\u2019s cusp
\nThe bacchanal\u2019s brink
\nI’m ready for belching
\nAnd barfing and stink<\/p>\n

Let’s howl at the moon
\nAnd croon while we drink
\nLet’s wake up the wind
\nAnd begin like I’m Link<\/p>\n

Anticipation
\nMy heart is beating
\nThis side is odd
\nThis side is even<\/p>\n

The numbers decrease
\nSmokers are mingling
\nEvery inch
\nOf my body is tingling<\/p>\n

Where is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40<\/p>\n

They introduce [shooters]
\nThere’s a world they call shots
\nWhiskey and bourbon
\nWas served so was schnapps<\/p>\n

Goldschlager’s exciting
\nThere’s little gold flakes
\nAftershock shots
\n[And I\u2019ll] puke on your face<\/p>\n

Buttery Nipple
\nLiquid Cocaine
\nWho’s the fuck
\nKeeps loading up trays<\/p>\n

Tomahawk Pickleback
\nThen Kamikazes
\nI feel no pain
\nNothing can stop me<\/p>\n

Where was my stuff
\nIt was right here
\nMy shitty mix
\nAnd my bag of beer<\/p>\n

Now where did I place it
\nWhere has it gone
\nIf somebody drank it
\nThen fuckers it’s on<\/p>\n

Not in the fridge
\nStart looking at culprits
\nGanker is guzzling
\nDown my indulgence<\/p>\n

Imagine the bottle
\nThe bottom with backwash
\nSay that it’s somewhere
\nOr I’m getting my hacksaw<\/p>\n

Where is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40, 40
\nWhere is my 40
\nI can\u2019t find my 40<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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