{"id":121,"date":"2011-10-25T11:41:47","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T16:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffangelini.com\/mcchris_site\/?page_id=121"},"modified":"2012-10-25T18:41:16","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T18:41:16","slug":"kleptomaniac","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/jeffangelini.com\/mcchris_site\/lyrics\/race-wars\/kleptomaniac\/","title":{"rendered":"Kleptomaniac Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px;\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/R1lzNj35fFg?version=3&amp;feature=player_detailpage\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px;\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/R1lzNj35fFg?version=3&amp;feature=player_detailpage\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<div><a title=\"Race Wars Lyrics\" href=\"..\">Back to Race Wars Lyrics<\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kleptomaniac<\/strong> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B005NWVFGI\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jeffangelini-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B005NWVFGI\" target=\"_blank\">Download now!<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"okcsxmtqajpnzszcbtge\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=jeffangelini-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B005NWVFGI\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n(<a href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1Ny157txFlQHJK4QWjED2lZfp8SgW-jxZODY6kVEO9Ws\/edit?hl=en_US\" target=\"_blank\">Edit the lyrics here<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniacI got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniacBefore there was bar stool<br \/>\nThere was art school<br \/>\nPart worst part of my life<br \/>\nAlso part cool<\/p>\n<p>I like finger biting<br \/>\nWriting for the screen<br \/>\nBut i must have been miffed<br \/>\nCause I&#8217;d lift magazines<\/p>\n<p>It became a habit<br \/>\nAlmost over night<br \/>\nShoplifters of the world<br \/>\nTime to reunite<\/p>\n<p>I am not the first<br \/>\n[to&#8230; the purse]<br \/>\nLeast I&#8217;m not a serial killer<br \/>\nReally it could be worse<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere deep inside<br \/>\nMust have felt deprived<br \/>\nSneak in on the sly<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d become alive<\/p>\n<p>With the stolen goods<br \/>\n[with this&#8230; act]<br \/>\nMaybe what was taken from me<br \/>\nWould be back at last<\/p>\n<p>Known as dine and dash<br \/>\nOut the door I&#8217;d book<br \/>\n[&#8230; overlook]<br \/>\nGot me hooked<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;now]<br \/>\nI need knick and knacks<br \/>\nAll my emptiness<br \/>\nRemains defiantly intact<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<p>Did I fail to mention<br \/>\nThough I\u2019m willing to work<br \/>\nEverybody was jerks<br \/>\n[They\u2019d rub my dick in the dirt]<\/p>\n<p>Read an issue of Rolling Stone<br \/>\nSaid Tisch was the shitter<br \/>\nI transferred in the winter<br \/>\nSo you can call me a quitter<\/p>\n<p>All I needed was a spark<br \/>\nAnd I finally felt united<br \/>\nBut your issues will come with you<br \/>\nEven though they aren\u2019t invited<\/p>\n<p>You can roam, You can ramble<br \/>\nFrom location to another<br \/>\nBrother let me warn you<br \/>\nBeing a burglar is a bummer<\/p>\n<p>They said I\u2019d go far<br \/>\nnow I\u2019m stealing postcards<br \/>\nMy conscience says fail<br \/>\nthen flails with both arms<\/p>\n<p>No one tried to stop me<br \/>\nOddly I wanted more<br \/>\nStole a broom in broad daylight<br \/>\nOut of a grocery store<\/p>\n<p>Something out of every interior<br \/>\nI would walk inside<br \/>\nMicroscopic and meaningless<br \/>\nIn my hand I would hide<\/p>\n<p>I got busted for robbing<br \/>\nSome Robitussin a lot<br \/>\nA lady came up crying<br \/>\nTrying to give me a five<\/p>\n<p>Said, \u2018I\u2019d be so sad<br \/>\nIf my daughter was sick<br \/>\nAnd I had to steal medicine\u2019<br \/>\nMy addiction was licked<\/p>\n<p>No more tempting the fates<br \/>\nNo more retail revenge<br \/>\nNo more stealing from my fellow man<br \/>\nBecause I\u2019m upset<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<p>Starting smoking weed<br \/>\n[A muslim taught me bonging]<br \/>\nStop talking<br \/>\nOr I\u2019m a Oklahoma bombing<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230; fat kid in class]<br \/>\n[all about glass]<br \/>\nWe watched 90210<br \/>\nAlmost smoked the dro fast<\/p>\n<p>Every time I pass<br \/>\nEvery single [site]<br \/>\nI find something in my pocket<br \/>\nFrom my musical life<\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m a klepto with zippos<br \/>\nI got a bevvy of bics<br \/>\nHold on to your lighter<br \/>\nOr get the five finger diss<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kle-kle-kle-kle-kle-kle<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<p>I got your lighter, man<br \/>\nI got your flame<br \/>\nI\u2019m a kleptomaniac<br \/>\nKle-kleptomaniac<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><a title=\"Race Wars Lyrics\" href=\"..\">Back to Race Wars Lyrics<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back to Race Wars Lyrics &nbsp; 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