I thought we’d always be together
And for a minute we were severed
But now we’re back and now we’re better
You’re the one that has my heart

I made a mess of countless blessings
You caught me before I could confess things
I said I’m sorry I’m such a sex fiend
Cross your fingers and restart

Ever feel emo
When you’re reading for fun
You envision you’re the hero
Who’s needed someone

The hero’s lover’s lost
Due to death most extreme
So you call up your betrothed
Tell the truth and come clean

I almost said your name
Every day we were apart
I almost went insane
Without you having my heart

Couldn’t eat, couldn’t sleep
Couldn’t function in fact
[I thought lovers brought no thunder?]
I was under attack

Relationships are vacant ships
Without the captain and crew
Bad breakups [don’t mean weakness?]
Matters who it happens to

Wanting something better
Without knowing that you got it
If we’re being honest
We both know I’m no Adonis

Take two, take our time
And not rush into shit
Go on dates anticipate
Take breaks then commit

Communicate with your mate
Cause she might take flight
Synchronize skype
Negotiate a netflix night

I thought we’d always be together
And for a minute we were severed
But now we’re back and now we’re better
You’re the one that has my heart

I made a mess of countless blessings
You caught me before I could confess things
I said I’m sorry I’m such a sex fiend
Cross your fingers and restart

Break it off, reunited
No matter what we will fight it
No divorce we decided
Just rejoice get excited

No more groupies for this [stupie]
No more […..]
Now we’re Olive Oil and Popeye
Mockingbird and Hawkeye

We’re like Captain Fred and Lizzy
Getting busy like we’re burglars
[Cause we’re taking bullets]
[… piracy and murder]

Best friends to the end
Pinky swear, freeze frame
You can meet Crispin Glover
[Lindsey Lover], he’s lame

It’s us against the world
Just like Elmo and Louise
At a loss without you girl
Soon I’ll be on bended knee

Every day we’re getting closer
Just be brave little toaster
Want a four post bed
And a forbidden zone poster

You and me in a coaster
First car going over
You and me for life
Want to see my wife get older

Want to brush aside your hair
That hides your face by the way
Wanna smell the cookies
You baked in our house by the lake

I thought we’d always be together
And for a minute we were severed
But now we’re back and now we’re better
You’re the one that has my heart

I made a mess of countless blessings
You caught me before I could confess things
I said I’m sorry I’m such a sex fiend
Cross your fingers and restart

I thought we’d always be together
And for a minute we were severed
But now we’re back and now we’re better
You’re the one that has my heart

I made a mess of countless blessings
You caught me before I could confess things
I said I’m sorry I’m such a sex fiend
Cross your fingers and restart